The Difficulting in Actually Finding Bob Hoag Pt. 1

The Real Bob Hoag (Above).

So, I'm not sure if anyone has done this, but you decide you want to learn more about something, you go to the library and there's nothing more there to learn. You can't find articles. You can't find books. Google just tells you the same thing over and over. My point is, there is very little about Bob Hoag available to the masses. Why, just the other day I was snooping around the internet for Hoag pics and found myself less than satisfied. Look at all these Bob Hoag imposters...



This man clearly "claims" to be Bob Hoag, the fire and rescue captain model. Notice the microphone? Clearly this man has done him homework. He knows the real Bob Hoag owns at least one microphone. Very slick there...



Now, this main fails on many levels of Bob Hoag-dom including the trademark glasses and fedora. He is, however, claiming to be a broker and offering his services on the internet under the alias of Bob Hoag. Since many starving students and muscians need a broker as well as a producer I'm quite sure imposter #2 is reaping in the rewards of this confusion. The bastard.



Now, here is the Sea Captain Hoag model. Further investigation revealed his name wasn't Hoag at all, but a Mr. Morgan. Yeah.